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andaisq) wrote in
radon_absinthe2015-03-01 11:02 pm
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oh my
Morty knows he shouldn't be screwing around with multidimensional shit. It's dangerous, it's impractical, it's blah blah blah. But it's a potential key to unlimited energy, how does nobody see that? He's built a dimensional siphon (it kind of looks like a cardboard box with a funnel and a TI-84 taped to it, but it damn well works), keyed in the dimensional coordinates to a random plane, and by God he's going to use it.
He flips the switch and waits for the energy bar to fill up.
It does! It fills up very rapidly. Then it explodes, along with the box. There's rather more smoke than there should be, and once the smoke clears someone is standing there.
"Oh my," Morty says faintly.
He flips the switch and waits for the energy bar to fill up.
It does! It fills up very rapidly. Then it explodes, along with the box. There's rather more smoke than there should be, and once the smoke clears someone is standing there.
"Oh my," Morty says faintly.

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"I, I am so sorry, I- do you, are you from another world, that'd be- a problem, I'm, I'm so sorry?"
Morty feels the need to sit down. He collapses into a desk chair.
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He focuses his attention on Morty. His attention is... uncomfortably dense.
"Do you have a way to put me back? That would be new and different."
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"Oh."
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He takes out his phone and dials an extension.
"Hello."
"What is it?" snaps a voice on the other end of the line.
"Mrs. Hartford, how good to-"
"What is it, you little slime?"
"Okay. I accidentally summoned someone from another-"
"You WHAT?"
He winces. "Yes. He says this 'is not the first time this has-'"
"I don't care, you little idiot! I'm sending the Headmistress over now."
"Well, I'm s-
There's a click from the other end.
"...Fine." He clicks the phone shut and actually looks angry enough to stop being petrified. He walks over to his window, muttering all the while. "Christ. Hartford is the biggest bitch in the universe, I swear to God."
He shifts the curtain to look out the window. "At least it's nice outside. Maybe I can have a picnic before they send me to space prison on the moon." He goes to open the window for Mrs. Carson.
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And then Mark is there, holding the curtain shut and blocking access to the window.
"I am nastily allergic to direct sunlight," he says. "While it's possible that at least some of your problems would be solved if you opened the window and I caught fire, I don't recommend trying it."
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"I-I-I, I can't, I need to, I need to open the window, I, Mrs. Carson needs, I, the window, I-I-"
Morty needs to sit down again. He thumps onto the floor. He may or may not be conscious.
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Mark awaits the arrival of Mrs. Carson.
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There is a flash of blue light, and there is a woman brandishing a very glowy rod standing in the room. She takes in Morty lying on the floor and brandishes the rod more purposefully.
"Explain my student's unconsciousness and why I should not vaporize you where you stand, vampire. Quickly."
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Yes. He has indeed picked up on that implication.
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"I don't care. Fly me if you want."
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Inside a large tank is a horrible, horrible monster. It features many tentacles, but also an enormous quantity of other features that make so much less sense. Horns, wings, hooves, teeth- God, the teeth. Generally, it looks like something that shouldn't exist.
There's also a 30something man sitting in an armchair wearing a tweed suit and a Cthulhu beanie. He waves at them cheerily. "Good afternoon, Mrs. Carson. Pleasure to meet you, Miles. I do wish you could say the same, but I hope I can at least make your afternoon a bit better."
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