That, she was informed of. "Funny what some people do to pass the time. I'd probably go mad just from looking between these pages. Speaking of which, just a warning from your friendly neighborhood librarian, call number 892.786 is the Necronomicon, so open it with care."

She's joking, of course. Al'hazred's oeuvre is in the locked cabinet in her office. 892.786 is the expurgated edition with annotations by Hamilton, which may be worse.

She hands over the book with a smile that looks a bit like it's trying to crawl off her face. She is trying so hard.